What I Scrap

yellowfur:

SOMEONE SEND HELP TO PIKACHU

WHAT IS GOING ON. THIS ISN’T EVEN POKEMON ANYMORE

I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..

..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

— David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person  (via coolgrandpa)

(Source: violetmaps, via nucleicacid)

serain:

Getting myself back into the swing of drawing with some badass speedpaint eeveelutions! I love everyone’s december pokemon memes but it was so hard for me just to get these three out. Damn you, real job!!

~2 hours each, photoshop

(via cartoonology)

yellowfur:

korsall:

iwishihadafather:

berttholdt:

timelessword-pricelesspictures:

corpse-boy:

Have you noticed the Mosquitos are already out! Here is a homemade trap to help keep you and the kiddos from being a blood donor!!! HOMEMADE MOSQUITO TRAP: Items needed: 1 cup of water  1/4 cup of brown sugar 1 gram of yeast 1 2-liter bottle HOW: 1. Cut the plastic bottle in half. 2. Mix brown sugar with hot water. Let cool. When cold, pour in the bottom half of the bottle. 3. Add the yeast. No need to mix. It creates carbon dioxide, which attracts mosquitoes. 4. Place the funnel part, upside down, into the other half of the bottle, taping them together if desired. 5. Wrap the bottle with something black, leaving the top uncovered, and place it outside in an area away from your normal gathering area. (Mosquitoes are also drawn to the color black.)

REBLOGGING BECAUSE IMPORTANT

and if someone breaks into your house you can throw the bottle at them

FUCKING THROW THE BOTTLE AT THEM OH MY GOD

Reblogging for Yellowfur.

thank you ! but we live in an appartment in the 3 floor but I may have an Idea to get them outside of the window

yellowfur:

korsall:

iwishihadafather:

berttholdt:

timelessword-pricelesspictures:

corpse-boy:

Have you noticed the Mosquitos are already out! Here is a homemade trap to help keep you and the kiddos from being a blood donor!!!

HOMEMADE MOSQUITO TRAP:
Items needed:
1 cup of water
1/4 cup of brown sugar
1 gram of yeast
1 2-liter bottle

HOW:
1. Cut the plastic bottle in half.
2. Mix brown sugar with hot water. Let cool. When cold, pour in the bottom half of the bottle.
3. Add the yeast. No need to mix. It creates carbon dioxide, which attracts mosquitoes.
4. Place the funnel part, upside down, into the other half of the bottle, taping them together if desired.
5. Wrap the bottle with something black, leaving the top uncovered, and place it outside in an area away from your normal gathering area. (Mosquitoes are also drawn to the color black.)

REBLOGGING BECAUSE IMPORTANT

and if someone breaks into your house you can throw the bottle at them

FUCKING THROW THE BOTTLE AT THEM OH MY GOD

Reblogging for Yellowfur.

thank you ! but we live in an appartment in the 3 floor but I may have an Idea to get them outside of the window

amaeza:

untruc:

amaeza:

you know, i’m a raging lesbian and i was never distracted by what other girls in my classes were wearing in high school. this is a male problem, not an “attracted to women” problem.

This is an “inability to respect women” problem.

Which is a male problem.

I want to expand on this by using a little insight. Males have testosterone. Lots of it. In fact we have so much of it that these hormones will cause our brains to null if we don’t watch it. What makes our hormones go hormone-y? Naked ladies. Almost naked ladies. etc. If you want to men to respect you you’re going to have to change them, yea. But change starts with yourself, so respect yourself for a change.

(Source: deteitte, via nucleicacid)

breadtastesgood:

I know this is an art blog but I saw the opportunity and I took it. 

(via pikarar)

hvrmful:

I dont care what gender you are. I dont care what sexual preference you have. I dont care what country you live in. I dont care if this isn’t your “blog theme”. If you dont reblog this, I will judge you. Forever.

http://www.vocativ.com/underworld/crime/hard-truth-girl-guy-rape/
In case you thought that a man being raped by a girl was impossible.

hvrmful:

I dont care what gender you are. I dont care what sexual preference you have. I dont care what country you live in. I dont care if this isn’t your “blog theme”. If you dont reblog this, I will judge you. Forever.

http://www.vocativ.com/underworld/crime/hard-truth-girl-guy-rape/

In case you thought that a man being raped by a girl was impossible.

(Source: demorxlise, via reexpressed)

thekidshouldseethis:

Retired fan maker John Brooker was bored with his plain hedge in East Rudham, Norfolk, and so he decided to shape it into something more interesting. Note to self: it takes around 10 years to sculpt a hedge into a 100 foot long dragon. 

With extreme dedication and precision, Brooker used hedge clippers to sculpt six legs, a large head with pointy teeth, scales, and wings into what was once a simple, rectangular row of shrubbery. He spends three days every two to three weeks taming the overgrowing beast and has to climb up a pair of 6-foot-high ladders to reach the top.

Photo by Damien McFadden. In the archives, more dragons, more sculptures, and another long-term neighborhood project: The Chandelier Tree.

via My Modern Met.

(Source: thekidshouldseethis)

pikarar:

Don’t make someone feel bad for listening to music they enjoy. Everyone has different taste in music.